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    Posted on 1/5/2014

    Harley Cigarettes - Update

    It turns out that the Harley Davidson branded cigarettes mentioned last year are not entirely uncommon! These can be purchased on E-Bay for slightly more than a pack of regular cigarettes. They existed for ten years (1987-1997) and were produced by Lorillard Tobacco Company. In 1993 new ads for these cigarettes were created by Avrett, Free & Ginsberg based out of Manhattan; the same company that marketed Kent cigarettes. At their peak, these cigarettes were sold in 38 states as well as several foreign countries. Apparently these cigarettes were terrible.

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    Posted on 1/1/2014

    Happy New Year!!!

    Happy 2014 everyone! We are back and you can expect more updates this year on a more regular basis. To kick off the new year, let's have a smile at this funny picture of a speed limit sign. The sign is obviously Photoshop'd but thank you anyway EddySV1000!

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    Posted on 4/14/2013

    Did you know that Harley Davidson branded cigarettes?

    I found these pictures of Harley cigarettes online and thought it was pretty interesting. More information on these coming soon...

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    Posted on 4/8/2013

    A difficult question

    Dear Abby,

    I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision.

    I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs...phone rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently, although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

    I sometimes stay awake to look out for her cab coming home, but she always comes walking up the drive as I hear the sound of a car leaving, around the corner, as if she has gotten out and walked the rest of the way. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi at all!

    I once picked up her cell phone, just to see what time it was. This caused her to go completely berserk. She quickly snatched the phone out of my hand and cursed me hysterically, screaming that I should never touch her personal property, then accused me of trying to spy on her.

    Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really investiage. I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson Lowrider next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the street around the corner when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my motorcycle that I noticed a small amount of motor oil leaking through the gasket between the rear head and rocker arm cover.

    So...is this something I can easily repair myself or do you think I should take it back to the dealer?

    -Kathy West

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    Posted on 3/15/2013

    Breaking News From Harley Davidson!!!!!!!

    Harley Davidson motorcycle carbs now have an idle circuit! Just kidding... I am sure you will still hear them being reved up constantly.

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    Posted on 3/15/2013

    Electroluminescent Paint - an incredible new technology!

    This new technology called LumiLor™ was showcased at Daytona Bike Week by a company called Darkside Scientific LLC. LumiLor™ is a coating system, applied with an air-gun similar to standard automotive paint, that when given an electric current will light up. Multiple patterns can be laid onto a solid surface, wired indepenently, turned on individually at different times and, and even can be covered with a layer of chrome giving an incredibly unique reflective-backlit effect.

    Lumilor home page.

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    Posted on 3/11/2013

    Harley Davidson releases a new bike... the Breakout®!!!!!

    This "brand new" motorcycle comes in Big Blue Pearl or Ember Red Sunglo. That's it. No real news to report. It is just like every other fucking Harley out there. I think the model number is FXSTDETZDRNTSXCZKLRTF3P.

    The Breakout®

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    Posted on 3/10/2013

    Yamaha targets the Sportster®/bobber crowd with a new bike

    Announced just yesterday, Yamaha's wholly-owned subsidiary Star, reveals a hip new motorcycle... the Bolt®. This bike is a styling mix of old-school bobbers accompanied by modern reliability and afordability ($7,990 MSRP). A 942cc air-cooled v-twin taken from the tried-and-true V-Star® is set inside a steel double-cradle chassis with a relatively-short wheelbase. Fed by Yamaha's highly acclaimed fuel injection system, the 60-degree engine is tied to a black two-into-one exhaust with aluminum accents. Gauges are LCD and the taillight is LED. With a conventional fork up front, dual piggyback shocks in the rear, disk brakes, belt drive, this bike is sure to be a hit with the stylish young market who are looking for an affordable and reliable alternative to the unnecessarily loud, heavy, and overpriced Harley.

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    Posted on 3/1/2013

    Spring is just around the corner!

    It is time to put away your snow-shovels and get out your earplugs and oil-dry! Noise pollution is in season for these desperate attention-seekers who have chosen to notify everyone around that they would rather be thought of as "cool" than ride a faster, cheaper, more-reliable, and safer option.

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    Posted on 2/14/2013

    Happy Valentines Day!

    All of my valentines are sitting in storage. I didn't even take one out for dinner and drinks. I feel bad.

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    Posted on 2/02/2013

    We finally got more snow... time to get out the snowbike again.

    This snowbike is just about the most fun you can have on the snow. It is a 2010 Yamaha YZ450F set up with the Timbersled Mountain Horse kit. It has an 8" wide front ski, and a standard 12.5" X 121" paddle track. While it is a lot of fun on the trails, it really shines in the powder... especially on hills.